I had to work today. So, when I took my lunch at 11 am and saw I had a missed call from my Dr, I wasn't surprised. They had called a little before 9:30 and left me a message saying, "Hi Jessica. This is Cheryl from Dr Swainston's office. We got your test results back from yesterday and need you to call us back at your earliest convenience."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I call, "Hi Cheryl, this is Jessica Graf. You got my test results?"
"We did. And, with the results, it looks like you have high sugar content, so we're gonna need for you to come in and do more testing."
"Ok. Well, let me tell you a funny story and we'll go from there..."
I then told Cheryl about the situation the day before and she told me that my story makes the results make sense. Everything was in normal range except my sugar level which was extremely high (which like gasoline goes into the system immediately). She kept apologizing profusely. I told her it was ok. If they made me drink gasoline that's one thing to try and swallow, but it was just over concentrated juice. I'd live. She also informed me the regular Phleb is on vaca and New Girl really isn't New Girl, she's Fill-In Girl.
Cheryl told me that I would just have to retest the one hour test, we'll get the results from it and if that one isn't better, then we'll go from there. She left a bottle for me at the front desk to pick up and I could come in on Monday for the retest.
Funny how fast good gossip travels! When picking up the newest bottle of sugar, the front desk clerk kept apologizing and telling me how bad she felt for me. Not that I'm a fit thrower, but what would've happened if I was?!
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