There are many things that I should've been taught as a child or young woman that I never learned til my mid to late twenties. Easy, simple things. Such as, you're supposed to have a period every month whether you like it or not, cause it can cause fertility issues later in your life. Also, I never knew girls were to wipe front to back. I know that sounds silly, and I never got any infections, but I found out why and it totally makes sense.
I had several different dogs growing up of different breeds. One dog that sticks out most is the chow we owned. She was a sweet fluffy thing. I loved her so much! Even though she did eat the hand off of my favorite Barbie. However, when I was about 13-14, I would keep finding the crotch chewed out of my panties. Totally weird, but my mom told me that dogs are attracted to menstrual-ness. We always had girl dogs and I found it weird, but whatever. They eat poop too, so whatever.
Well, as a pregnant chick, I'm here to advise my other pregnant friends that are around dogs, they are attracted to your pregnant hormones! I attended a family get together on Christmas Eve. Jason and I walked in and Chuy smelled Jason for a few seconds, then went straight to my crotch. I pushed him away and tried to get to a seat where he would leave me alone asap. I found a chair but the silly dog thought that was an invitation for him to mount me. HA HA HA Great. I kept having to push him off and finally Jason and my dad distracted him and he left me alone. Well, I had left my brand new coat, that I was supposed to get for Christmas but couldn't wait, on the dining chair in the front room. My step mom's cousin came into the room where we were asking who left their coat on a dining room. I told her I did. She then told me that Chuy peed on my coat. Again, great. So, now my coat I've worn twice needs to be dry cleaned. Merry Christmas.
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